| AAMOF....As a matter of fact
ADN....Any day now
AFAIK....As far as I know
AIM....Another IBM mistake
ATSL....Along the same line
BAC....By any chance
BAG....Busting a gut
BBFN....Buy buy for now
BCNU....Be seeing you
BFGWST....Big fat grin with sharp teeth
BIOYIOP....Blow it out your input output port
BK....Because
BNF....Big name fan
BRB....Be right back
BRS....Big red switch
BTA....But then again
BTSOOM....Beats the stuffing out of me
BTW....By the way
BYKT....But you knew that
BYKTA....But you knew that already
CE....Creative editing (used ANSI confs)
CMIIW....Correct me if I'm wrong
CUL....See you later
CU L8R....See you later
CYA....Cover you a** (Ascii?)
CYL....See you later
DIIK....Damned if I knew
DILLIGAFF....Do I look like I give a flying figment
DLG....Devilish little grin
DNPM....Darn near P***ed myself
DOM....Dirty old man
DTRT....Do the right thing
EMFBI....Excuse me for butting in
EOD....End of discussion
EOL....End of lecture
EOT....End of thread
ER....Hello
ESOSL....Endless snorts of stupied laughter
FDROTFL....Falling down rolling on the floor laughing
FISH....First in, Still here
FITB....Fill in the blank....
FOAF....Friend of a friend
FOTCL....Falling off the chair laughing
FWIW....For what it's worth
FYEO....For yor eyes only
FYI....For you information
GIWIST....Gee I wish I'd said that
GLG....Goofy little grin
GLGH....Good luck and good hunting
GO PRI....Send private mail
GOK....God only knows
GOTFIA....Groaning on the floor in agony
GR 8....Great
HHTYAY....Happy holidays to you and yours
IAC....In any case
IAE....In any event
ICOCBW....I could, of course, be wrong
IMCO....In my considered opinion
IMCDO....In my conceited dogmatic opinion
IMHO....In my humble opinion
IMO....In my opinion
IMNSHO....In my not so humble opinion
IOW....In other word
IITYWYBMAB....If I tell you, will you buy me a beer
IITYWYBAD....If I tell you, will you buy another drink
IMV....In my view
INPO....In no particular order
ISBAB....I should have bought a book
ITSFWI....If the shoe fits, wear it
IWBNI....If would be nice if
JOOC....Just out of curiosity
KCBIWIYWI....Keep coming back, if works if you work it
KHYF....Know how you feel
KISS....Keep it simple stupied
LLTA....Lots and lots of thunderous (of thundering) applause
LOL....Laughing out loud
LMAO....Laughing my a *** off
LTMSH....Laughing 'til my sides hurt
LTNT....Long time, no type
MLA....Multiple letter acronym
MORF....Male or female
MOTAS....Member of the appropriate sex
MOTOS....Member of the opposite sex
MOTSS....Member of the same sex
MUNG....Mash until no good
NBL....No bloody likely
NICBDAT....Nothing is certain but death and taxes
NIMBY....Not in my backyard
NIMTO....Not in my term of office
NPLU....Not people like us
NQOS....Not quite our sort
NRN....No reply nesessery
NTYMI....Now that you mention it
OAS....On another subject
OIC....OH!, I see
OTOH....On the other hand
PBX....Private branch eXchange
PF&HOMW....Printed, framed& hanging on my wall
PGY....Post graduate year PGY-1, PGY-2 etc.
PITA....Pain in the A**
PLOKTA....Press lots of key to abort
PMETC....Pardon, me etc.
PMJI....Pardon me jumping in
POSSLQ....Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
POV....Point of view
PPTSPAHS....Please, pass the salt, pepper and hot sauce (used when I had eat crow)
PTO....Patent and trademark office
ROFL....Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTBA....Reality on the blink again
ROTFL.... Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTM....Right on the money
ROY G. BIV....----An acronym for the colors of the spectrum---
RSN....Real soon now
RTFM....Read the F*** manual
SFLA....Stupied four letter acronym
SITD....Still in the dark
SMOP....Small matter of programming
SOP....Standing operational proceedures
SOW....Speaking of which
SWAG....Simple wild A*** guess
SYT....Sweet young thing
TAFN....That's all for now
TANJ....There ain't no justice
TDM....Too damn many
TIC....Tongue in cheek
TINALO....This is not a legal opinion
TINAR....This is not a recommendation
TLA....Three letter acronym
TPTB....The powers that be
TOBAL....There oughta be a law
TOBG....This oughta be goog
TRDMC....Tears running down my cheeks
TSR....Terminate and stay resident program
TTBOMK....To the best of my knowledge
TTFN....Ta ta for now
TTYL... Talk to you later
TTVM....Thank you very much
WAMKSAM....Why are my kids staring at me?
WAW....Why ask why?
WIBAMU....Well I'll be a monkey's uncle
WIMP....Windows, icons, mouse, pointing
WRT....With respect to
WYGIWYPF....What you get is what you pay for
YABA....Yet another bloody acronym
YAFA....Yet another fine abbreviation
YMBK....You must be kidding (J...joking)
YAP....Yet another ploy
YGLT....You're gonna love this
YMMV....Your mileage may vary
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